Herman was not happy. He was not happy at all. The morning had started off well enough, with a nice bath and some yummy dandelion greens. But then the unthinkable happened. Finding that she had a bit of extra time before work, the guardian decided to trim his nails. She grabbed each leg, one at a time, and snip! snip! snip! snip! Before he had a chance to process what was going on, it was done. If he was being honest, it wasn’t a completely horrible experience, but he didn’t want her to know that. So he gave her a very long, very grumpy stare to discourage her from doing it again.